What do you get when you go to work?

(Sing to What do you get when you fall in love?)

What do you get when you go to work?
A boss with a pin to burst your bubble.
And that’s what you get for all your trouble.
I’ll never go to work again!
No, no! I’ll never go to work again!

Tell me now:
What do you get when you get a boss?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
When you’re in bed, that’s when he’ll ‘phone ya.
I’ll never go to work again!
No, No! I’ll never go to work again!

Now, don’t tell me what it’s all about,
‘Cause I’ve been there and I’m glad I’m out!
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
And that is why I’m here to remind you:

What do you get when you go to work?
You get enough tears to fill an ocean.
That’s what you get and not promotion.
I’ll never go to work again!
No, No! I’ll never go to work again!

I’m out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
And that is why I’m here to remind you:

What do you get when you go to work?
You get enough grief to kill your humor.
You get enough stress to cause a tumor.
I’ll never go to work again!
No, No! I’ll never go to work again!

I’m out of those chains, those chains that bind you,
And that is why I’m here to remind you:

What do you get when you go to work?
You only get strain and pain and sorrow.
So, for at least until tomorrow,
I’ll never go to work again!
No, no! I’ll never go to work again!
Don’t you know that I’ll never go to work again!


Copyright June 27, 2010
eMeRaLD Effect Enterprises

Redheaded Sasquatch for Jesus

People don’t believe in Jesus like they could.
People don’t respect God as they should.
God blessed America, He made it free.
The Lord gave this country to you and to me!

I’m just a redheaded Sasquatch for Jesus,
Livin’ on this guilty sod.
I’m goin’ to heaven (just not Yeti)
I’m just a Bigfoot for God!

People don’t believe I exist.
They wonder how I could subsist.
They claim that I’m just a hoax.
They make abominable jokes!

I’m just a redheaded Sasquatch for Jesus,
Livin’ on this guilty sod.
I’m goin’ to heaven (just not Yeti)
I’m just a Bigfoot for God!

People don’t believe that we’re real.
So Jesus, we’ll both make a deal.
You believe in me and I’ll believe in You.
Together we’ll both do God’s Will!

I’m just a redheaded Sasquatch for Jesus,
Livin’ on this guilty sod.
I’m goin’ to heaven (just not Yeti)
I’m just a Bigfoot for God!

Nine feet of Bigfoot for God!
Another foot soldier for God!
Livin’ my whole life for God!



Words and Music
Copyright (c) 2008
eMeRaLD Effect Enterprises